Underground Thoughts

So Its around 8 Thursday night and I’m on the phone catching up with my good friend Nick when I look out my bedrrom window to see my chubby neighboor BARE NAKED lying on his bed with his bum in the air. There is no way he doesn’t realize I can see! His window is directly across from mine and not more than 10 feet away!

Here is the outside of my new apartment building. I live on the top floor. It’s not a fun climb but there are two major perks: 1. Nice legs. 2) Lots of light. 3) Close to the roofdeck. Ok that’s three. (The guy casualy leaning against the front rail is my roommate Adam.)